Monday

i've got gross friends.
Megan:I was wondering about vampires and girls on their period.
Me:Oh god.
Megan :Yeah...Do you think they would or if it would be like a near starvation thing.
Me:I don't want to think about it at all.
Megan :They could probably suck all the embryo's right outta there
Me:Alright, this is where we stop talking about it, right now. Stop.