horoscopes

ok, so i know the story horoscopes are stupid and lame and wrong but i still think they're fun to read and make fun of. but currently my stupid horoscope is being too right and telling me things that i hate to hear.

"Shiny objects & new loves may distract, but it's not time to take off in a new direction. Complete unfinished tasks & break off connections left hanging."

but what if i want to keep connections, what if i like my shiny new toy. why do i have to chose?? and quite frankly stupid horoscope STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO !